Which is why, for the month of June, I signed up on Sock Knitter's Anonymous to knit 4 socks. Actually 5, but I removed one because it didn't qualify for the time limit.
And I volunteered to test knit a pattern. Thankfully, she only needs one sock complete (here's looking at you, Skew2!)
Six socks in one month. And I won't be home until mid-month.
No, I'm not losing my mind.
It's already vacated the premises.